R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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