What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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