I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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