the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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