I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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