if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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