i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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