BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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