if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize