Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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