let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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