You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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