hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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