yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
They have beer where we have blood.
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