she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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