He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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