in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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