This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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