Welp...herpes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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