You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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