just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize