apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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