i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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