ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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