Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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