I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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