i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you didnt know i had herpes?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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