spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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