How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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