Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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