I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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