i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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