On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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