I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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