It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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