Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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