you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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