I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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