She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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