we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I have aggressive nipples.
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