You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I smell stomach acid.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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