But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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