No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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