it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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