sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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