is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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