two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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