remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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