Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I had to cum in my sink.
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