I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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