i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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