Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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