if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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