I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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