Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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