Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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