We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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