i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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